Help my crock ate me!?

I was just walking and i hear the bushes shake i look back and see a big mouth. The nest thing i now im sitting a this horrible smally gewy place. 1 hour laighter i started moveing and the next thing i now i was in the creek with this brown smell chocolate stuth on me, i had a tast it tasted like **** though. And then i was playing on my laptop and i see the big mouth again....could you help me this time?